AISubs v3.7
Gen Channel, which started this time as well, is a bar where I often go this time.
I'm visiting Proof Up, which is in Sangenjaya.
I always call you "Bayashi", but what is your name?
My name is "Hamabayashi".
I always call you "Bayashi", but I'm your representative.
You always come to drink and have fun, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You often say "cheers" like this, don't you?
Yes.
Please say "cheers".
Cheers!
Just like this, it will solidify.
What's wrong with you, Bayashi?
As usual, it doesn't move.
Doesn't it move?
It doesn't move.
It takes time even if there is no alcohol in it.
It took time.
It takes time, doesn't it?
My strength is shaking.
Is it shaking? Is it shaking? Is it okay?
Just do this and it will melt.
I can't drink a toast all the time.
That's right.
With such a fun representative, we would like to have fun hypnotism today.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you for your cooperation today.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Can you tell me your name?
I'm Yuribo.
Yuribo.
Yes.
Can I ask you what your occupation is?
I'm a dancer.
Oh, you're a dancer.
Yes.
Can you tell me your name?
I'm Kyon.
Kyon.
Can I ask you what your occupation is?
I'm a housewife.
Oh, you're a housewife.
Your husband is happy to have a cute wife like you.
I've experienced a little bit of hypnotism, but did you feel good?
It felt good.
It felt good, didn't it?
Usually, in TV programs, this is cut off.
This process up to this point.
Like today.
I think it's pretty real because you're watching it from here.
There were more than 30 minutes before you came here, weren't there?
Yes.
Right?
Thank you for your hard work.
It took a lot of time.
Did it take a lot of time?
Do you want me to show you?
Put your hand out.
Hold it tight.
It's not moving anymore, is it?
It's not moving.
It's not moving, is it?
I'm shooting, so you don't have to pretend you're caught.
You don't have to pretend you're a photographer.
My elbow doesn't move.
What's wrong?
My elbow doesn't move.
Do you know that?
My elbow doesn't move.
My elbow doesn't move, either.
No.
Is it really bad?
You can't say it, can you?
Say it.
It's really bad in here.
You can say you're fine, can't you?
Say you're fine, can you?
It's really bad.
I'll give it back.
It's really bad.
It's okay.
It's really bad.
Your eyes are talking, so it's okay.
I'll put it away.
I'll move. It's okay.
What should we do first today?
Can you two speak foreign languages?
We can't speak.
Do you have any aspirations for foreign countries?
Aspirations for foreign countries...
Cool. Which country do you aspire for?
America.
Let's become Americans.
Do you have an image of an American in your mind?
Tell me about that world.
Sleep and come closer.
If you count three...
You are the American you imagined.
Actions, speaking, everything.
If you can't speak, you'll say it like that in Japanese.
That's right, you are an American.
You've been an American since you were born.
If you count three, you'll definitely wake up.
One, two, three.
Thank you very much.
Hi.
You have the image of hugging an American, don't you?
You do, don't you?
I can't speak English, but...
It's kind of fun.
I see, I see.
You have the image of hugging with overaction, don't you?
You immediately high-five.
I see.
I can only speak Japanese, but...
I'm happy, very happy.
Let me ask you something.
Where are you from in America?
Texas.
Oh, you're from Texas.
Where are you from in America?
San Francisco.
San Francisco!
Is San Francisco a good place?
San Francisco is very good.
What about San Francisco is good?
I don't know, the scenery.
The scenery, the scenery is good.
Where in Texas is good?
Baseball.
Baseball!
Is baseball a strong place?
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
By the way, I'd like to see other foreigners, too.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
I see, I see.
Look.
Sleep.
You can only see a little, a little.
If you count three, you will wake up comfortably.
If you wake up comfortably, you are a Frenchman.
Yes, you are a Frenchman.
If you count three, you will wake up like a Frenchman.
One, two, three.
Thank you.
Oh, can I ask you something?
Are you from France?
Paris.
Oh, Paris.
Well, you don't know only Paris, do you?
Paris, Milan of Milan.
Oh, Milan of Milan, Paris of Milan.
Are you French?
No, I'm Italian.
Oh, you are Italian.
I'm Italian.
I'm from Milan.
Oh, you are Italian, not French.
Yes.
Oh, you are Italian?
Yes.
French people have high pride.
High pride?
Do you like Italy that much?
Yes.
I see.
Why do you like Italian people with high pride?
Culture. That is culture.
Oh, that is culture.
High pride.
Yes.
I see.
It is English, though.
Oh, I see.
But Italians think like that.
Don't look down on me.
To France.
Oh, to France.
I'm Italian, but French people look down on me.
I think like that.
You think like that.
You are Italian now, aren't you?
Yes.
Are you still American?
Yes, I am.
What should I be?
I think you should be an alien.
Oh, should I?
Hey.
Look at me.
Sleep.
When you count three and wake up, you are an alien.
Yes, you are an alien, so you can only speak alien language.
You are an alien.
Yes, but you have a very close relationship with earthlings.
Yes, you can communicate with aliens.
When you count three and wake up, you are an alien.
One, two, three.
What's wrong?
You are an alien.
Alien?
Yes.
Where are you from?
Mars.
Mars? Marsian?
Marsian.
What is this?
It's written on it.
It's a communication tool.
A communication tool.
Are you communicating here?
I'm communicating here.
Mars?
This person is an Italian on Earth.
I don't know. I want to communicate.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I want to communicate.
You want to communicate.
Yes.
What is the difference between Mars and Earth?
Earth.
What?
Earth is different.
You are speaking Earth's language to Earthlings now.
Can you speak Mars' language?
The language that aliens speak to each other.
I don't know.
Please say it again.
I don't know.
Say it again in a loud voice.
I don't know.
Is it Mars' language?
Mars' language.
It's Mars' language.
I've never heard of it.
It's my first time hearing of it.
Right?
What will happen if they become Marsians?
Let me count three.
You are Marsians.
You are aliens' Marsians.
That's right.
If you become Marsians, you will become one, two, and three.
Thank you very much.
This is Earth.
Since we are on Earth, we can speak to Earth.
It's okay for you to speak Mars' language to each other.
But you are filming every day.
I don't know if you are hearing me.
What are you talking about?
What will you do when you return to Mars?
I won't eat again.
You said you wouldn't eat again.
It's the same.
I'm glad you said it.
It's the same.
It's the same as what you want to eat.
I see.
You can communicate with each other.
Yes, we can.
I see.
I envy you.
We can't do that all over the world.
We don't need it unless we have a home.
We don't?
Isn't Mars separated like Japan and America like Earth?
It's not separated.
It's not separated?
Mars is Mars?
Mars is Mars.
I see. Mars is Mars.
Look, sleep, come closer.
Yes, come closer.
Yes, keep it here.
Keep it here.
Yes.
When you count three, you go back to normal and wake up.
One, two, three.
Good morning.
Welcome back.
Wow.
It's amazing.
It's crazy.
What was crazy?
I feel like I'm floating all the time.
I know. You're floating, aren't you?
You're floating, aren't you?
Yes.
It happens from time to time.
It seems like you two have a very harmonious environment.
Yes.
I know.
Mars floats, doesn't it?
Yes.
You're living while floating a little.
We're living.
My feet are on Earth, so when I got off, I got tired.
My back is like this.
I know, I know, I know.
You had an image of the moment you got off, didn't you?
Yes.
Mars.
Mars can't stand up.
Wonderful.
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